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That night (Alice Bloom)
[Ten-year-old girls rubbing
on breast enlargement cream]
Alice Bloom: They won't get too big?
Kathryn: I
wouldn't worry about it Alice.
Bring it on (Missy)
Okay so I never cheered before so what?
How about trying something that requires neurons.
Well your trophies are bullshit
because you're a sadass lier.
We just so almost got our asses
kicked back there.
Yea we might have to have a rumble.
1,2,3,4... Ahh screw this I did not sign
on for spirit fingers.
Alright Alright ready to make a
fool of myself.
See, I'm a hardcore gymnast. No
way jumping up and down yelling "Go Team Go!" is gonna satisfy me.
Missy: Hey perv, hand over your fifteen bucks or get out of here.
Cliff: What are you doing?
Missy: Making money from guys ogling my goodies. Cliff: Ahhh I didn't need to hear
that. That was an overshare.
Jan: You know everyone just comes to see you ladies anyway.
Missy: Right, because we're such fine athletes.
Jan: Oh, live with it! You'll be fighting off major oglers, while we defend our sexuality.
Missy: What is your sexuality? Les: Well, Jan's straight, and I'm... controversial.
Missy:
All right, let's get it over with. Hey, Torr, get over here.
Torrance:
Why? Missy: My brother
wants to check out your rack.
[Torrance is stressed after knowing they had stolen Clovers' routine] Missy:
It's only cheerleading! Torrance: I *am* only
cheerleading.
Missy: You speak fag?
Les: Oh, fluently.
Missy: And Courtney and Whitney? Dykadelic?
Jan: Oh no. You see, Courtney doesn't wear underwear under her spankies and sometimes my digits
slip.
Missy: Slip? Slip where?
Les: Don't make him spell it out!
Missy: Oh my God.
Jan: My God, too. Missy: OK, so I never cheered before. So what? What about doing something that
actually requires neurons.
[Talking about Cliff] Torrance: He's your brother,
you don't see him the way I do.
Missy: And that's a good thing because that would be a crime.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike
Back (Sissy)
Y'know, I don't get you, Justice.
You used to be into all this girl stuff. Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience.
It's really a fucking drag.
[Justice and Sissy are engaged
in a fist-fight]
Sissy: Your shit is really getting tired, Justice.
Justice:
Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck', bitch.
The New Guy (Danielle)
Danielle: Carmen:
more cheer, less pole dance, 'kay? You don't want guys stuffing bills down your panties.
Carmen: What
panties?
Wrong Turn (Jessie)
Look, Carly, Scott died protecting
us. Now we have to keep going, or it was for nothing. Listen, we're going to find a road, tell somebody, and those motherfuckers
are gonna get punished.
Jessie: Hey
what's your name?
Chris: Chris Finn
Jessie: You
hurt Chris Finn?
Chris: No I'm
fine.
Jessie: Good. [Throws a bag
as Chris] cause you're the mule.
Jessie: Woah
wait guys, this road isn't on here.
Carly: That's because we don't have the redneck world atlas.
Chris: [pulling
over a branch] Can you hold this?
Jessie: Why?
Chris: 'cause we're gonna knock this fucker outta the tree!
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